Its like...

"I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at
the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all
backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old
age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you
go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You
go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months
floating... and you finish off as an orgasm."

- George Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008)