Wednesday, May 11, 2011

D-Day - Group riding in Santa Barbara - AKA secret awesome plan, operation MDUB TAKE DOWN in full effect

D is for destruction. Or at least it was going to be. That was the plan heading into the Tuesday hammer fest: destroy arch nemeses MAT DUBBERLY.
Not an easy task and I was hoping to rely on solid team mates. Well it turned out that those solid team mates had other plans and back door deals had been made. Shinnanagins ensued and quickly I realized it was going to be every man for themselves.
There was espionage, sabotage, back stabbing, and all around mayhem.
Gary Douville to platinum-road-.
show details 6:18 PM (14 hours ago)
Yellow jersey - You - Overall Omnium lead and winner of Stages 2 and 3 (although just barely). You'll get yours.
Red jersey - I was the winner of Stage 1 and most combative.
Pink jersey - Mdub for most aggressive...and he looks good in pink.
Participation award - Chester

Good thing I am on the take and staged this D-Day as a practice for the REAL D-DAY, next Tuesday. You see, this is not this kids first time around the block. I knew secret alliances were going to be forged and I had to expose peoples true colors.

Lets just say the intel is in and seeing as I got served this week, next week is MOST DEFINITELY ON...

Leave the sneakers, TT bikes, and dresses at home - next Tuesday we ride will the bulls.

Be there:

WHAT: THE REAL D-DAY
WHEN: TUESDAY 5-17-11, 11:58pm (Don't be late)
WHERE: CAT OAKS & FAIRVIEW
WHO: MDUB, Admiral Shredd-a-saurus, the rest of the Platinum Boys, and anyone brave enough to show their face...




2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Will you be wearing your participation ribbon?

Unknown said...

Good question.

Seeing as how it was a staged event, all results were a fabrication so there actually were no "ribbons" so to speak.

So let me answer that question with another question: How Much wood, could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?