You can tell its the off season when

The Blog gets slightly preachy, self righteous, and its content is anything but cycling related.

Bare with me folks... only 3 more months and then you will get to hear race reports of how I out sprinted Bahati. There are sure to be many many a blog post on how team platinum dominates the California PRO12 peleton by unleashing mind blowing power and super duper awesome tactics to secure win after win after win to the point where USA cycling forces [and pays for] us to go race in Europe because all of the other teams have protested out complete utter domination. Then, after a couple months racing in Eruope we receive an invitation to the tour becauase the organizers have decided that we have an awesomness factor of very very very awesome and that our presence in the tour would create 2 times as much publicity as Lance coming out of retirement. We would then commence to do very very very sub average in the Tour... not take any stage wins or leaders jerserys... We would have a couple guys in some breaks a few days though and that would be enough to keep the sponsors happy and then...