Monday, April 6, 2009

back in action

Well I return to you all a married man. Wedding was great. Honeymoon was great. 2.5 weeks with out riding was great. Did a lot of swimming, running, hiking, snorkeling and skiing with my best friend and life partner. We had SO much freaking fun it is unbelievable.

I have decided that my new training regime will be the anti training. Instead of training I will be anti-training. I know what you all must be thinking... crazy right? How can you hope to achieve your seasonal goals through anti training. Well Anti training is very similar to training n that the same word is found in both the former and the latter. Anti training is Rambo meets The Shaolin Temple meets Ferris Buellers Day Off meets a walk in the central park in cardigan on a crisp autumn afternoon, meets Clint Eastwood, meets the entire Rocky, Starwars, and smoky and the bandit collection. Lets just say it super secret and super lethal. It is the new vehicle by which I will impose shear havoc in the so cal peloton. I wish I could tell you more, but then I would probably have to kill you.

Thanks for all the well-wishes from my friends and team mates in the cycling community. You guys freaking rock.

See you all out there on the road.

Quick training update for the next two weeks:
Super secret anti-training Ninja Number One go go dance move

9 comments:

IE sprinter said...

Will this be kinda like "fighting, without fighting?" Like Bruce Lee on the boat in Enter the Dragon?

If so I'm gonna "squish you like grape" a la Karate Kid Chesta-San!

Glad you had fun and congrats again. Just so you know while you've been gorging yourself I have been surviving on a 1 calorie diet a day, preparing for RR redemption 2010.

And next time you see Steve, tell him to quit being a kak and never knowing who I am at races, even though I have introduced myself like five times.

End Rant.

Unknown said...

done and done...

Bring it!

Sam Simmons said...

oh its already been broughten lol. my sssttcop (sams super secret telekinesis training for cycling and obliterating the peleton) has begun today and be ready to feel teh rath come may.

Unknown said...

Do your worst Sam Simmons

Sam Simmons said...

we shall sail off the front once more my life breakaway companion!

Sam Simmons said...

i got 4th today bro

Unknown said...

there was a race today?

Unknown said...

if I was there that place would have been 5th

Sam Simmons said...

yeah you would have been fifth. haha sucka

i think its back to me beatin chestason! uh oh its an all out battle now!